Yesterday I bought some Pet Stain Remover product because we have two cats and they are not always polite regarding their bodily expulsions. I was reading the information and I noticed the message: Not tested on animals. That led me to ask myself: Why not? Did they run out of time? Out of pets to try it out on? And I realized that we had two cats, which number is about one too many, some times, and so maybe I could do some of that testing. So I took the spray and I hunted down Lance. (Lance is the only cat that I know of who has an aboriginal name to go along with his birth name: "Leaks From Bum".) Flash is younger and I thought that he had more time left to enjoy himself. So I held the can of Pet Stain Remover and I sprayed the back end of Lance and he completely disappeared! I have no idea what happened. He did not COMPLETELY disappear, as there was left, on the carpet, a little stain. And I thought: That's ironic! Anyway... be careful out there. If you LIKE your pets, be careful.Married to Margot AND trying to work in the hospitality industry: The humour, the frustrations, the challenges. Spalding Gray once said that he enjoyed telling the story of his life more than he enjoyed living it.
THIS IS SPALDING GRAY
THIS IS SPALDING GRAY. What really bothers me about this picture is the empty water glass. Who is his server, and why isn't she doing her job?
Monday, March 12, 2012
ANIMAL TESTING
Yesterday I bought some Pet Stain Remover product because we have two cats and they are not always polite regarding their bodily expulsions. I was reading the information and I noticed the message: Not tested on animals. That led me to ask myself: Why not? Did they run out of time? Out of pets to try it out on? And I realized that we had two cats, which number is about one too many, some times, and so maybe I could do some of that testing. So I took the spray and I hunted down Lance. (Lance is the only cat that I know of who has an aboriginal name to go along with his birth name: "Leaks From Bum".) Flash is younger and I thought that he had more time left to enjoy himself. So I held the can of Pet Stain Remover and I sprayed the back end of Lance and he completely disappeared! I have no idea what happened. He did not COMPLETELY disappear, as there was left, on the carpet, a little stain. And I thought: That's ironic! Anyway... be careful out there. If you LIKE your pets, be careful.
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