...SAID THE ACTRESS TO THE BISHOP...

A customer had just received his burger. He hadn't even tried it yet, and he was asking me to bring him ketchup. I asked him to taste the burger first. He insisted on the ketchup, so I brought it to him.

Later that day... I asked him how his burger was. he told me that it was very good, but that he probably should have listened to me about the ketchup. So I said:

"Heinz sight is 57."
(This is not mine. Michelle at Les Chats Orange says she came up with that one in her sleep. So she is funnier fast asleep than most of us are wide awake.)